Someone once asked me if I'd read the Twilight series.
I sighed. "I read the first one."
"That's all?" He asked, disappointed.
"Yeah," I admitted. "I tried to read the second, but I only got as far as the pining, one-word chapters. Besides, I never got the weak-kneed Bella thing. I was always more of a Buffy fan."
"Oh...so more like, Pow!?"
"Something like that." Could it be he'd never seen it? Just Bella, no Buffy? Sad, so sad.